I never envisioned that one day I would have to clear my toys out of my kid's bedroom. But we're putting together the nursery and that means the LEGO bricks that have been accumulating in our third bedroom need a new home. A fact that my past self could have used.
"We can just keep the LEGO bricks in there," I tell Kate.
"Don't you think they're a choking hazard?"
"No, they have little holes in the top of the minifig heads," I reply.
Kate doesn't say anything, she just waits...and waits. Closer to a minute than not a minute, my brain finally kicks on like a rattling air conditioner.
"Right, I'll move them."
I'm fairly certain I'm just going to have my wife raise our children.
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