I don't want to alarm you, but it's likely that the robot uprising has begun. Because I found this little guy hiding atop my dresser, apparently having traveled all the way from Bellaire, OH, in a pair of jeans badly in need of washing.No bigger than my hand, but possessing horns as imposing as those of Hellboy, he was a formidable opponent. I've managed to clutch him in my hand as you see here, but we're locked in a death struggle- I am unable to crush him and he is unable to break free. We are as caught as a stick in an alligator's mouth. I've managed to type off this missive one-handed as I search for a brick separator, in an attempt to gain the upper hand.
So take the appropriate precautions to defend yourself against our would-be mechanical overlords. I'd write more, but everybody knows robots control the Internet.
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